I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of
Dear person I had a crush on.
(Source: coco-rouge)
Yeah, tell me when you find him. Or her. Otherwise, you’re Felt, and usually we don’t like associating with rival gangs. Especially the only genuinely clever one out of the whole bunch.
You flatter me.
Though it does get boring over there so I decided to stretch my limbs and go see people and places, doing this and that and maybe go do something productive when I see something.
Boredom is a horrid thing.
…
If you’re not looking for Slick, what are you doing here?
Mm? I can’t say ‘hi‘ to one of my favorite people?
very useful, even if the first time i saw one i thought it was a pair of nipple clamps.
.. Imagine what it’d be like if they were used as one. The person would have saggier tits than an 80 year old woman.
(Source: bitchyquasiroyal)
I’m going to go get myself one of these. I don’t care if it’s simple looking and not a gun. I want one.
It could easily pass off as an accessory, well, especially if you’re a guy but hey.
It’s called a Kusari Fundo and I am going to get my hands on one later.
I’m dragging someone with me to go to Japan.
I’m pretty sure it’s the first thing, that last bit barely makes any sense.
Unless I’ve had one too many shots already.
bitchyquasiroyal started following you
Slick’s not here right now.
That’s quite alright, I’ll find him when I need him.
thebigbdot submitted:
Extra Cigarette Holder.
Sn0wy, you so sly.
As I am aware, the element of surprise never hurt anyone.
Have you ever heard of a guy called Problem Sleuth? You know: Cool hat, hard-boiled, Sepulchritude, Save the universe, Ace Dick, Pickle Inspector, Candy Corn?
I’ve talked to Sleuth already, so yes I am aware of them.

